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F1 Gathered the Best Men in Hollywood

Times Square, one signed poster, and Hollywood's leading men at the F1 The Movie premiere.

By an anonymous Hollywood insider

Formula One really did that! The sports league actually helped produce F1 The Movie and even got some of Hollywood's best leading men to star in it. I'm not a fan of the race myself, but I just had to go to the New York premiere to see this cast in person. Brad Pitt? Javier Bardem? Damson Idris? The movie hit the jackpot with these actors!

I damn near fainted seeing these men in real life. Brad Pitt was my sexual awakening when I first saw him in Thelma & Louise, and my obsession with him had only grown since. I've actually seen him in person already, right around the time he was still with Angelina Jolie, but it was only from afar. Even then, I could already tell just how handsome and nice he is, and I finally confirmed it at this premiere.

The buzz cut and salt-and-pepper beard didn't diminish his signature hotness on that red carpet. He looked a little older, yes, but still so fine. Posing for the cameras with his much-younger girlfriend, he never lost the sex appeal I saw from Thelma & Louise. I'd even go so far as to say he looked hotter. And out of all the celebrities who attended that night, he interacted with us fans the most.

Like a true Hollywood A-lister, he was a natural talking to fans, taking selfies with us, and signing our stuff. He even looked comfortable at one point, as if this was the most natural thing in the world for him, which it probably is. And my god! He's so sexy! It took everything in me not to call him “daddy” to his face.

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Speaking of daddies, I also went absolutely feral for Javier Bardem that night. I've loved him since Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and like Pitt, his sexual charisma never changed. Dressed in all black and sporting a much fuller beard than in the movie, he looked like he could take just about anyone on that red carpet. I wish he had taken me.

“I felt my spirit levitate from my body.”

I always thought of Bardem as such a serious and private person, so I was pleasantly surprised when he served a lot of fan service. I asked him to sign my movie poster, and he obliged immediately, taking the pen out of my hand before I even finished talking. And when he gave me the sexiest smile ever when he handed it back, I felt my spirit levitate from my body. Penélope Cruz, you’re one lucky woman!

Damson Idris is still a young man, but he was already rivaling both Pitt and Bardem that night. He's a little too young for me, so I had to stop my thirsting there, but he still looked very handsome. He was such a gentleman to us fans too, speaking so respectfully as he took selfies and signed autographs. I'm sure he has a huge career ahead of him, and it's more than likely that I'll see him on another red carpet again someday.

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Shout out to the F1 women who also stepped out on the red carpet that night, Kerry Condon and Sarah Niles. Both looked absolutely stunning and were very nice. Had I been a straight man or if I swung the other way, I would've been just as feral for them as I was for the leading men.

I also want to mention the other men in the cast, Tobias Menzies and Kim Bodnia, who looked just as good and were very pleasant. They were pretty generous with their autographs, too, and I'm glad other women screamed for them just as loudly as I did for the main stars.

Going to the New York premiere of F1 The Movie was unforgettable, to say the least. I saw some of Hollywood's hottest men in person and got their autographs. I couldn't have asked for anything better!

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