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Nobody Wants A Tame Miley Cyrus Anyways

Nobody Wants A Tame Miley Cyrus Anyways

Please note: Our inventory is limited as we may have only received a few posters in total. Most of our items are obtained from film premieres, studios, and from autographed hounds such as the one in the story below:

 

The life of a pop star seems predictable nowadays. Especially those who started very young. They'd usually start out with the tween market. They will star in shows in kids' networks like the Disney Channel and Nickelodeon. And when they're old enough. they'd come out of their shells and be the sexy songstresses they were born to be. 

One of the most quintessential of these stars is Miley Cyrus. Even though I hater her as Hannah Montana, my queer ass is now worshipping this sex goddess of a pop star nowadays. It was quite a transformation, one that's rife for a biopic with an Academy-Award winning actress for the role. Maybe she'd play herself in her own compelling story and win an Oscar for it? That'd be amazing! 

I had the privilege to meet La Cyrus when she held her concert in my town a few years ago. Though it wasn't the album she was promoting then, all I had were "Can't Be Tamed" posters. I didn't care! I was determined to have her sign everything and even take a picture with my queen. Ain't nobody gonna stop me! 

Well, there's still security, of course. I guess I was a bit excited. And being the six-foot bear that I am, looking too eager to meet a pop star half my size might have seemed dangerous. Still, I got myself together, calmed my gay butt down, and lined up for her meet-and-greet after the concert. Let me tell y'all! Miley Cyrus is the real deal. She gave fans (and the gays) all that they wanted from her. As for me, I got my autographs and selfie! Yasss!!!

Wild Miley is the best and I am living for her every second of every day. Here's to hoping she tours again and comes back to my city! I would die if ever I'd get to meet her again!  

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