The Most Beautiful Face I've Ever Seen on a Horror Film

When I go to watch horror films, I always expect to see monsters, demons, and all sorts of ugly beings. I never, in a million years, thought I'd ever fall in love with an actress starring in such a movie. Sure, Naomi Watts was pretty in "The Ring," but come on, Samara Weaving in "Ready Or Not" was just drop-dead gorgeous! 

Seeing her fight off killers in her wedding dress, I thought, "Now that's a woman I'd love to marry!" As if I had any real chance at all. Well, when I was going to meet her during the premiere of the film, I tried my best to charm her enough to really have a chance. But damn, I should have expected that more so in real life, that she's incredibly beautiful. I'm a sucker for doll-like features, and she straight up looked like Barbie herself. Tall, blonde, slender, and with so much finesse, I fell more in love seeing her in person than I did watching the movie. 

Still, she was nice enough to sign my movie posters. She also signed my siblings' who went with me to see the film. But God! What a woman! Hollywood, do us all a favor and cast her in more movies! You'll get more money outta me. I promise you that! 

Please note: Our inventory is limited as we may have only received a few posters in total. Most of our items are obtained from film premieres, studios, and from autographed hounds such as the one in the story above.